We just got back from a trip to Montana to see Josh's grandma Hill. We had a great time! Before we look at pictures let's start off with a couple jokes that Grandma told us. They had us laughing the entire time we were here. We'll save the dirty ones for another time...
Joke #1: Two guys were sittin on a bench under a tree at an old folks home. One fellow says to his friend. "Slim, I'm 84 years old and I just ache and hurt all over. Slim how do you feel?"
Slim: "Oh I feel just like a new born baby."
Really? New born baby?
Yep. No teeth. No hair. And I think I just wet my pants.
Joke #2: A pharmicist went to work and saw a guy leaning against the wall shaking and looking really scared. The Pharmicist said to the clerk, "What's the matter with that guy?"
Clerk said, "he came in the store looking for some cough medicine. I couldn't find any so I gave him a laxative. The pharmicist said, "a laxative? That won't cure a cough."
Clerk said, "sure it will, look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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